What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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