So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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