Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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