All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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