belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize
