i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
