And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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