i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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