So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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