Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I skipped work to stalk him.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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