Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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