He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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