You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
no you cant smoke seaweed
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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