White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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