I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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