If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
so much tequila, so little girl.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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