Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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