He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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