Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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