I need help removing her.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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