Small penises have feelings too.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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