Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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