it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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