i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
you win again, gameday.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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