She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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