how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
This toilet bowl is my home.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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