using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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