did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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