is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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