her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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