Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Randomize
