but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
All the doctor said was why
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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