i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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