did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She bit a glass in half.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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