That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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