So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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