She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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