I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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