You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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