Where is the hickey?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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