Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
