I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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