No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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