I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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