Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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