Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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