Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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