I'm lost and stupid without you.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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