she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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