MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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