So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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